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07/04/2022

Just Another Magic Monday

It's a slow news day at the Cranial Insertion offices, so let's dig into the mailbag and answer some rules questions in today's perfectly normal issue of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(07/04/2022)
Just Another Magic Monday
By Carsten Haese
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03/15/2021

Let's Do the Time Spiral Again!

Time Spiral remastered is spoiled and ready to hit shelves, so we take a look at those burning questions you have remastered and now in full HD! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion as we spiral into the hottest rules answers you need to crush your opponents again!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/15/2021)
Let's Do the Time Spiral Again!
By Nathan Long
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06/01/2020

June-ish

Times flies when you're having fun! We've zoomed past May and we're into June already, and the Cranial Insertion offices are heating up with all the burning questions you've sent in. So sit back, relax, enjoy a cool drink and join us for this week's refreshing edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(06/01/2020)
June-ish
By Nathan Long
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04/20/2020

Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)

The monsters are coming! We have battened down our hatches, shored up our walls and windows! Settled down for the long haul, and cozied up to our fire with all of your rules questions. Grabbing all the rules answers we can to enhance our weaponry against the incoming onslaught of battle raged monsters! So join us for this week's monstrous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/20/2020)
Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)
By Charlotte Sable
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11/26/2018

The Holiday Season

It is that time of year again when the holidays have come upon us and everyone is getting ready to celebrate! We here at the Cranial Insertion offices are no exception, so we have prepared an exciting article jam packed with all those rules questions for which you wanted to have answers! So read on in this week's festive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(11/26/2018)
The Holiday Season
By Nathan Long
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01/08/2018

New Year's Resolutions

This year here at the CI office we have started making our resolutions, and of course as always we continue to answer all of your rules questions once again!!! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(01/08/2018)
New Year's Resolutions
By Charlotte Sable
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11/13/2017

Release the Icons!

Iconic Masters is close at hand, so we take a look at some of the most iconic questions in our inbox! All the while we try to provide masterful answers to those questions, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with 20% more icons to storm castles with.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(11/13/2017)
Release the Icons!
By Carsten Haese
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03/06/2017

In Like a Lion

Marching straight toward springtime here as we roar on with another exciting batch of your rules questions! So roll on in for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more Lions!

By Nathan Long (1 Comment)
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(03/06/2017)
In Like a Lion
By Nathan Long
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02/16/2015

Bold Predictions

or, Future Perfect

Clouded the future is, always in motion. So to try and bring it more into focus we make some prognostications. Though admittedly, we should probably not let Moko use our crystal ball. So join us as we conjecture over your rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (0 Comments)
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(02/16/2015)
Bold Predictions
or, Future Perfect
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/12/2015

Ave, Lector!

Nos Submergere Saluto!

Here we are once again drowning in our sorrows as we wait for the Fate Reforged prerelease. So until its arrival we are going to submerge ourselves into yet another pile of your rules questions and answers! Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more power!

By Callum Milne (8 Comments)
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(01/12/2015)
Ave, Lector!
Nos Submergere Saluto!
By Callum Milne
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(08/04/2014)
Hail Hydra
or, Gentle Snowfall upon Hydrozoans
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/04/2013

 

(11/04/2013)
A Commanding Presence
By James Bennett
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10/21/2013

The Gods Must Be Crazy

or, Devotion to Soda Bottles

Insanity in the Cranial Insertion office and Moko feels at home running amok with the gods of Theros. Read on with this weeks divinely crazy edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (6 Comments)
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(10/21/2013)
The Gods Must Be Crazy
or, Devotion to Soda Bottles
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/15/2013

 

(04/15/2013)
Spoiled rotten
By James Bennett
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01/14/2013

Three Years and Counting

It's Carsten's 3rd anniversary with Cranial Insertion, come inside and join the celebration! See you in this leathery edition of Cranial Insertion. Oh, yeah and do not forget to bring all your rules questions!

By Carsten Haese (9 Comments)
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(01/14/2013)
Three Years and Counting
By Carsten Haese
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12/24/2012

'Twas the night before Christmas...

Christmas is upon us and James is gifting everyone with the best thing possible... answers to their rules questions! Join us for the festivities in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(12/24/2012)
'Twas the night before Christmas...
By James Bennett
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(11/19/2012)
Ravnica: City of Cats
or, I Can Has Shockland?
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/30/2012

Black and White and Red All Over

or, Sunburnt Zebras

It is quizzically wonderful, or is that wonderfully quizzical, what Moko can do with questions! Time to put down that eReader and check out this weeks Cranial Insertion! Read on for this weeks exciting article and test your knowledge!

By Eli Shiffrin (24 Comments)
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(07/30/2012)
Black and White and Red All Over
or, Sunburnt Zebras
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/23/2012

 

(07/23/2012)
A Cycle of Rings
By James Bennett
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09/05/2011

Deep Analysis

or, This Pun Seems to Be Broken

Moko is looking forward to more zombie buddies.

By Moko (0 Comments)
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(09/05/2011)
Deep Analysis
or, This Pun Seems to Be Broken
By Moko
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05/30/2011

 

(05/30/2011)
Cranial Insertion and the Holy Grail
or, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life's Finale
By Eli Shiffrin
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05/02/2011

Authorlace

Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)

You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)

By Laurie Cheers (0 Comments)
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(05/02/2011)
Authorlace
Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)
By Laurie Cheers
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02/28/2011

Survival of the Fittest

Get your pencils and paper ready.

By Moko (0 Comments)
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(02/28/2011)
Survival of the Fittest
By Moko
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11/23/2009

Attack of the 20/20 Goyf

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(11/23/2009)
Attack of the 20/20 Goyf
By Brian Paskoff
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05/25/2009

The Comp Rules Rules!

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(05/25/2009)
The Comp Rules Rules!
By Brian Paskoff
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04/06/2009

Spring Cleaning

By Aaron Stevenson (0 Comments)
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(04/06/2009)
Spring Cleaning
By Aaron Stevenson
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05/05/2008

We Have Arrived

By Diane Colley (0 Comments)
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(05/05/2008)
We Have Arrived
By Diane Colley
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11/19/2007

 

(11/19/2007)
Questionable Content
or, It's a Grab-Bag Week!
By Eli Shiffrin
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11/12/2007

Quizzing Phelddagrif

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(11/12/2007)
Quizzing Phelddagrif
By Tom Fowler
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10/22/2007

Lorwyn Looms Large

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(10/22/2007)
Lorwyn Looms Large
By Tom Fowler
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07/30/2007

 

(07/30/2007)
Helter Skelter
or, Time Is Like a Monkey on My Head
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/16/2007

 

(07/16/2007)
Fiery Soot Mafia
or, Vote Eye of the Storm
By Ted Dickinson
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07/09/2007

 

(07/09/2007)
No-Headed Giant
or, Fifty-Foot Chicken
By Eli Shiffrin
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07/02/2007

Enchant Dead Creature

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(07/02/2007)
Enchant Dead Creature
By Tom Fowler
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(06/11/2007)
All Standard, All the Time
(Well, At Least This Time)
By Tom Fowler
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(05/07/2007)
The More Things Change
or, The More Monkeys Stay the Same
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
04/16/2007

 

(04/16/2007)
Tempus Fugit
or, Millennium Hand and Shrimp!
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
(04/02/2007)
The Un-un Week
or, Yet Another Failed Attempt at a Stuffy Doll-less Article
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
(02/26/2007)
Teferi's Stately Loop, Replaced
or, Mobius Wants His Royalty Check
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
12/18/2006

 

(12/18/2006)
Deck the Halls with Rules Questions
By Tom Fowler
Translations: English 
(12/11/2006)
Splitting Faces
or, When Things Morph Faster Than In That Michael Jackson Video
By Ted Dickinson
Translations: English 
(11/27/2006)
‘Tis the Season
or, Giving Thanks for a Good Cardpool
By Tom Fowler
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11/06/2006

Standards and Practices

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(11/06/2006)
Standards and Practices
By Tom Fowler
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10/02/2006

 

(10/02/2006)
Thyme Spiral
or, Garden-Variety Questions
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
09/25/2006

Time Spiraling out of Control

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(09/25/2006)
Time Spiraling out of Control
By Tom Fowler
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